A Hairy Situation

Dog hair.....
Gets everywhere
Down the hall
And up the Stair

In your socks
And round your toes
In your mouth
And up your nose

It covers the furniture
And carpets the floor
You vacuum it up
But there's always some more

It gets in the saucepans
And ends up being stewed
Then flosses your teeth
As you're eating your food

It lurks in your undies
Making you itch
Tickles your eyes
And causes a twitch

Your bed is a haven
For discarded hair
Resembling the look
Of a wolf mother's lair

It sits on your pillow
Making you sneeze
Tickling your nostrils
As it waves in the breeze

It creeps into cupboards
And under the stairs
You go in for dusters
And come out with hairs

But don't think your car
Is free of this fluff
It's gathering there
To make sure you've enough!

You open a book
And look at the words
And lurking there
Are hairs in their herds

It sneaks under couches
Like tumbling weed
If you collect it all up
You could weave your own Tweed

Yes.....

Dog hair
gets everywhere
But we love our dogs
And we just don't care